The hero of Canton The man they call Jayne.

Meet Somerset Jayne. I mean Daisy Jayne. She is a 3 month old Brittany Spaniel and the newest member of our family. I'm sure she will shape up to be the guard dog we anticipated having. /sigh.

We had to change her name from Somerset Jayne because whenever the NoOb would remember to call her Jayne (he was inexplicably calling her Daisy nine times out of ten) it sounded like he was calling me.

So Daisy Jayne, welcome to all that is us. Please make sure your tray table is in the full upright position.